You know what separates a winner from a loser?
The cut.
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Are you tired of so-called "experts" with their so-called "credentials" and their so-called "decades of relevant experience?"
So are we.
At Trump University, we believe the most important thing you can bring to any job — any job at all, up to and including the management of the nation's nuclear arsenal — is enthusiasm. And a willingness to go on television.
Our graduates currently hold some of the most powerful positions in the United States government.
We're as surprised as you are.
Trump University. You'll learn. Eventually.
Hi. Mike Lindell here.
You've had a long day. Maybe you watched a Senate confirmation hearing. Maybe you read about a Signal chat. Maybe you learned what the word "redacted" means for the fourteenth time this month.
You need sleep.
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Some moments call for reflection.
Some moments call for a stiff drink.
Trump Vodka was the finest vodka ever produced, bottled under the most prestigious name in spirits, and discontinued in 2011 after failing to meet the minimum sales requirements for import.
We're bringing it back.
Not because the rules changed. Because you have.
Trump Vodka. Because sometimes the only thing that ages well is the alcohol.
