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THE APPRENTICE:
WASHINGTON EDITION

A real-life contemporaneous retrospective parody.

Twelve contestants. Two seasons. One chair at the end of the table.
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The Apprentice: Washington Edition
Michael Cohen
Your Witness and Master of Ceremonies
MICHAEL COHEN
Season One Cast
Flynn· Bannon· Tillerson· Sessions· Mattis· Kelly
Season Two Cast
Noem· Bondi· Hegseth· Gabbard· Patel· RFK Jr.
All Sections
New Episodes Daily
01
COLD OPEN
You're Fired.
Apr 03, 2026
02
A BRIEF WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS
AI-generated advertisements for satirical parody.
Apr 03, 2026
03
HIGHLIGHTS
Edited for time. And dignity. Mostly time.
Apr 03, 2026
04
THE RULES
Just So Everyone Understands.
Apr 03, 2026
4b
A BRIEF WORD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
Breaking: News Conference from the White House.
Apr 03, 2026
05
THE TRUE BELIEVERS
Michael Flynn and Steve Bannon.
Apr 04, 2026
06
THE INSTITUTIONALISTS
Rex Tillerson and Jeff Sessions.
Apr 05, 2026
07
THE GENERALS
James Mattis and John Kelly.
Apr 06, 2026
08
THE SEASON BREAK
A Brief Conversation with Anthony Scaramucci.
Apr 07, 2026
SEASON TWO
09
THE LOYALISTS
Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi.
10
STILL RUNNING
Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard.
11
THE INSTITUTIONAL DAMAGE
Kash Patel and RFK Jr.
12
THE BENEDICTION
with the Ethereally Effervescent Paula White, Personal Spiritual Advisor to the President.
SEASON THREE · RUMORED
Unconfirmed
Stephen Miller· Todd Blanche· Scott Bessent· Marco Rubio· Jared Kushner· JD Vance· Elon Musk· Rudy Giuliani
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