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THE APPRENTICE:
WASHINGTON EDITION

A real-life contemporaneous retrospective parody.

Twelve contestants. Two seasons. One chair at the end of the table.
The show didn't stop in 2016. It just changed venues.
Join the show already in progress.

The Apprentice: Washington Edition
Michael Cohen
Your Witness and Master of Ceremonies
MICHAEL COHEN
Season One Cast
Flynn· Bannon· Tillerson· Sessions· Mattis· Kelly
Season Two Cast
Noem· Bondi· Hegseth· Gabbard· Patel· RFK Jr.
All Sections
New Episodes Daily
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Section One
COLD OPEN
You're Fired.
Apr 03, 2026
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02
Section Two
A BRIEF WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS
AI-generated advertisements for satirical parody.
Apr 03, 2026
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03
Section Three
HIGHLIGHTS
Edited for time. And dignity. Mostly time.
Apr 03, 2026
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04
Section Four
THE RULES
Just So Everyone Understands.
Apr 03, 2026
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Section 4(b)
A BRIEF WORD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
Breaking: News Conference from the White House.
Apr 03, 2026
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05
Section Five
THE TRUE BELIEVERS
Michael Flynn and Steve Bannon.
Apr 04, 2026
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06
Section Six
THE INSTITUTIONALISTS
Rex Tillerson and Jeff Sessions.
Apr 05, 2026
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07
Section Seven
THE GENERALS
James Mattis and John Kelly.
Apr 06, 2026
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Section Eight · Season Break
THE SEASON BREAK
A Brief Conversation with Anthony Scaramucci.
Apr 07, 2026
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SEASON TWO
09
Section Nine · Coming Soon
THE LOYALISTS
Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi.
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10
Section Ten · Coming Soon
STILL RUNNING
Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard.
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Section Eleven · Coming Soon
THE INSTITUTIONAL DAMAGE
Kash Patel and RFK Jr.
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Section Twelve · Coming Soon
THE BENEDICTION
with the Ethereally Effervescent Paula White, Personal Spiritual Advisor to the President.
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SEASON THREE · RUMORED
Unconfirmed
Stephen Miller· Todd Blanche· Scott Bessent· Marco Rubio· Jared Kushner· JD Vance· Elon Musk· Rudy Giuliani
View Season Three Rumor Board →